The Weather man didn't mention High Winds

So I'm in the kitchen cooking - Black eyed peas with brown rice, neck bone meat, and scalloped potatoes in one dish.  Cheese dip spiced with picante sauce and Louisiana hot sauce in another; layered on pita bread, wrapped, and lightly fried in olive oil burrito style. 

And suddenly, I hear this strange noise from the next room.  My first thought was burglar? - No, I'm on the third floor and there's nothing of value in the house and the local kids wouldn't have the where with all  to get to a third story window.  Ah, squirrels! - I grab a spatula and head for the other room.  Yikes - no outside vermin involved; just high winds. 

Note to self: need more duct tape...